It speaks for itself; do I like what it says?

After several days of waiting to see if my spouse or children would take care of things, I finally gave up and removed the following from my front porch:  a bicycle innertube, three Girl Scout bead swaps, a 32 oz. cup of something blue, an empty dish soap bottle, and one dirty sock.  I was going to work up something really hilarious about that assortment of items, but I think it pretty much speaks for itself.